Disclaimer: This post is rated at least PG-13. Reader discretion is advised. There will be no pictures; I will not do an image search with the words "large" "breasts" "buxom" or any such thing so you will simply get lines and lines of text. Deal with it.
I do believe that little has shaped my life or made me into the person I am today as much as regular visits to the dentist. Or perhaps I dwell on those visits because they are the little semi-annual oddity that always provides me with a lot of things to blog about.
Let me start by saying I like breasts as much as the next guy. Let me continue by retracting that statement for 2 reasons:
1) If the internet is any indication, the next guy is way more fascinated with all kinds of things sexual in nature - including breasts - more than me
2) Breasts probably only round out my top 3 favorite parts of the female anatomy, no pun intended.
The last time I went to the dentist my hygienist brought in another girl to do the polishing and the time previous was the only time I remember my regular hygienist not being there. After these experiences, I will say the most notable thing(s) about my hygienist and the previous "polish girl" (not Polish, polish - and yes, I realize that is not their title but I don't know what their title is) is their breasts are not notable at all. Not that they have exceptionally small breasts - I actually do not have confirmation of this, but after my other experiences I realized how nice it is that nothing about their breasts ever crossed my mind - or my forehead.
After my recent experiences, I do think that there really should be either a breast size maximum for people who will be leaning over people in a chair for a living or, at the very least, additional training for well-endowed ladies as far as what to do with those things. This should also go for cosmetologists, as I have had one similar experience while getting my hair cut. In my past two dental visits I have so many breasts rubbing against or just plain resting on my arms, shoulder, and forehead I feel like I should be getting royalty checks from Cinemax. This is extremely uncomfortable and unpleasant. I would buy two Waterpiks to ensure it never happens to me again.
I would like to close with a quick shout out to all the professional women out there who manage to do your jobs without unpleasant or obtrusive breast contact. Thank you for all you do.
3 comments:
What may be unfortunate is likely to be rather pleasant for the next guy... Not that it makes it right... I wonder if they try to tip her. Not that I have experience with this sort of thing. Just saying that creepy old men may be willing to tip just for their presence in the room let alone having them pressed against them...
Firstly you should never mention yourself against the internet because that way madness lies.
Secondly, have you bought a waterpik yet?
Thirdly, I haven't been to the dentist in a while, can I get the number for yours?
*That should be "measure" not "mention"! Why can't comments have an edit button??
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